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Musical Alien
Musical Alien
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Sometimes, you just want to listen to your favorite heart beats. This extra-terrestrial is highly musical, and dedicated to their craft. They always seem to be wearing brainphones (alien-speak for headphones) during their long walks on Saturn. They love sunshine, healthy atmospheric gas composition, and Zorborkia's greatest symphonies.
ET instruments are different however, and often simulated by artificial intelligence, developed through thousands of years of their long lives. Each alien has their own signature instrument (other than those who opt out - often with propensities for dustdrawing, instead). Sometimes, tuning one thread of an ET's 'guitar' style instrument will take decades.
This alien enjoys their own music, but more often can be found listening to "Aliens in Love" music, composed by a friend couple that lives five spaceships down the road. What's more, this ET admits to enjoying movement and dance... which contributes to their passion for the musical arts. They often hum along, while performing something that looks like frantic (yet rhythmic) human modern dance.
The alien on this shirt was asked to pose for a portrait, but they would not agree to stop listening. They usually only take breaks from their cosmic tunes when immersed in great conversation, or gently trying to befriend a human being... like you!
All original artwork (and captions!) by Abby Peyton Laporte. Hand-drawn ink designs, configured for printing by the artist herself, via computer editing.
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
ET instruments are different however, and often simulated by artificial intelligence, developed through thousands of years of their long lives. Each alien has their own signature instrument (other than those who opt out - often with propensities for dustdrawing, instead). Sometimes, tuning one thread of an ET's 'guitar' style instrument will take decades.
This alien enjoys their own music, but more often can be found listening to "Aliens in Love" music, composed by a friend couple that lives five spaceships down the road. What's more, this ET admits to enjoying movement and dance... which contributes to their passion for the musical arts. They often hum along, while performing something that looks like frantic (yet rhythmic) human modern dance.
The alien on this shirt was asked to pose for a portrait, but they would not agree to stop listening. They usually only take breaks from their cosmic tunes when immersed in great conversation, or gently trying to befriend a human being... like you!
All original artwork (and captions!) by Abby Peyton Laporte. Hand-drawn ink designs, configured for printing by the artist herself, via computer editing.
This t-shirt is soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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